December 2008
37 posts
TEN THINGS THAT SHOULDN'T MAKE IT PAST 11:59PM,...
10. new media fake blood erotica (or anything that looks like or reminds you of suicide girls): hold yourself to a higher standard.
9. hude jokes: they’ve all been made. it’s time to find a new target.
8. paying for beer at allegro’s: there’s no excuse to pay double price.
7. drinking steel reserve and sparks: sparks is over, and steel reserve has fallen out of favor....
MY MOM DRINKS ASTI SPUMANTE AT THE O.G. LIKE IT’S HER DAMN JOB!!!!
mentalmap:
“Break out the bottle of Asti Spumante, pop off the top and rock with my posse.”
— Candyman, “Knockin’ Boots”
in related news, i need a record player since my dad is still clinging onto his even though i don’t think he’s used it in like three years. any recommendations?
also, i want to start a collection of really good funk on vinyl, and i don’t know where to start. recommend, recommend, recommend, please.
gfmck2isms
“i outlived a wife and two girlfriends…not bad.”
“i love a good fight.”
“i thought being married would discourage these women from expecting me to marry them.”
for christmas i got to hear a handful of really terrible, convoluted, and compelling family stories!
Madoff investor commits suicide →
jeez.
Inventor's 2020 vision →
“we must pretend our garden”
ran mac software update and my COOKIES WENT BAD.
time to type them passwords!!!!!